To Cherise. A Birthday Tribute.

Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a flat in Glenhazel (I think) who was friendly with a boy from school. That boy met another boy with the same name and they became boyfriends. The boy introduced the boy with the same name to the girl. This was in 1992. They've been friends ever since.

The boy with the same name went to hang out at the girl's place. She lived with her sister (I think) and she had a dressing table in the lounge. The boy thought that was a little weird. The girl was a waitress at the Black Steer in Yeoville.  The boy was impressed, because the girl had her own credit card. She seemed to be quite grown up.

The girl decided to go to school and study computers and make something of herself. The boy knew she would be successful even though the girl always said she was not clever enough. Little did she know that she would become quite an expert in her field (to her constant denial) and a strong woman very much in control of her life and her future. The boy always admired that about her.

For a while the girl disappeared. She had gone to live in London. This made the boy sad.

He found a way to get her back many years later, by giving her cell phone number to his mother.

The girl and the boy have a friendship that spans more than 20 years. Through these years they have grown, shared, nourished, flourished, loved, cried, lived, lost. It is important to the boy to have people in his life to whom he can say "remember when?". The girl remembers. He does too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STINKY POO POO HEAD

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To Olga. A Birthday Tribute.

One word comes to mind when I think of Olga and that is dependable. I know that it doesn't matter where she is, or what she is doing; if I need something, Olga will do it for me.

Our friendship started through Keith, and the more that they started spending time together, the more that I got to love her. She is a free spirit, a strong woman, a caring and loving friend. She will give you the shirt off her back, and her room in her house. I know she's done that. 

In 2010 Keith was turning 50 and I had planned a surprise trip to Amsterdam. I knew that he would like nothing better than to see Olga and of course she said she would meet us. Keith and I flew from Toronto to Chicago and after getting him settled in the lounge I met Olga and she followed me back to where we were sitting. She just sat down in front of him, he looked at her and you could see his brain was trying to compute but computer said No. It took about 5 seconds before he realized that his best friend was sitting right in front of him. It was a priceless moment.

One of my favorite memories is seeing Olga drive past in her little black car, with this huge Boerbull sitting in the back. All you could see was Diesel's head staring out the window. He was a beautiful gentle giant.

Thank you for years of friendship, we don't speak often and we are far away but when I need you, your voice is there. I love you. I don't know anyone that doesn't.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLGARINA!

P.S. Remember what I said about you at the beginning of this post? I'm still waiting for copies of that TV show ;-)

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To Traci. A Birthday Tribute.

I honestly don't remember when we first met. My earliest memory of Traci is at her townhouse, her green car, checking out her living stuff and realizing that her neighbour and I were old friends. I think it was around the time that she and Ken were deciding on living together.  I can say for sure that we all approved. There are so many stories I could tell, so many moments and memories that I sit here struggling to write them all down.

If you look at our Facebook profiles you will see she has listed us as siblings. Traci has called me her brother for as long as I have known her. And treated me as good as my sister did when she was alive. 

Leaving South Africa was tough for so many reasons, but one of the hardest things we had to do was say goodbye to Ken and Traci. Not a week went by that we didn't see each other and when you move across continents and time zones it is not always easy to keep the connection. But despite the distance, there is always that moment when a silly email pops up in my inbox, or my phone beeps with a hello or a funny (rude) pic (at 3am) to remind me that she's not far away. 

Traci is the purest soul I know. She is kind, and beautiful, gentle and warm. I love her stories, her gestures, her mannerisms, her laugh. She has comforted me in crisis and she has walked with me when the world was speeding by and I needed to go slow. 

Happy Birthday Traci. You are truly loved. 

 

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To Mitch. A Birthday Tribute.

It must have been sometime in 2012 when I was walking my dogs through Cabbagetown that I happened by a guy walking his puppy. I know that we stopped to say hi because I had Tyson and wanted to start getting him socialized. Also, that's what you do in Cabbagetown. The encounter didn't last very long. Thereafter we would see that guy again but when he saw us approaching would cross to the other side of the road. Or stare straight ahead as we walked by. I was flabbergasted that anyone would not want to stop and relish in the enjoyment of an encounter with me and my dogs. I thought he was rude. He didn't even notice, he was busy training his own dog. Neither of us knew that before long we would be fast friends. 

Or that Keith and I would try to sell his house when he and Mima were on vacation.

It must be an age thing but I don't know these days how many of my friendships started. The people in my life are there, and feel like they always have been. The communication slowly improved through frequent encounters at Riverdale. Turned out the guy was actually pretty friendly. Soon we progressed from Maggie and Tyson's dads to Mitch and Lawrence. Before he knew it Keith was cooking dinner for a bunch of strangers and not long after we were brunching Sundays at the Hop. 

I have always joked loudly about not liking kids and when Mitch announced his intention on becoming a dad I threatened un-friending on Facebook. But I fell in love with his daughter. Who wouldn't?

Mitch is a solid guy. He's a good friend. He's my movie buddy. His door is always open and beer and food are always available. Chances are you would struggle to find yourself a nicer guy.

Happy Birthday dude.

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To Stephan. A Birthday Tribute.

I've always traveled, both for work and pleasure. It must have been around 2004 when Keith told me to check out a friend of his' new guest house in Cape Town. I was used to hotels, having only stayed at a guest house once before and so with trepidation I booked myself in on my next monthly visit.

18 on Crox, named for its address at 18 Croxteth Rd, was newly opened and soon became my home away from home. I don't remember actually meeting Stephan and his partner Andrew for the first time, I am sure that we behaved with absolute professional courtesy. For about a minute. And I never stayed anywhere else again when I visited Cape Town.

Before long we were friends. I looked forward to every trip. My room was always ready for me, licorice and sour gums at the side of the bed, berry juice in the fridge. I would leave for work in the morning with ready-made protein shake in hand following a pot of fresh coffee. I would return from work and hang out in Stephan and Andrew's bedroom, with their dog Misha, usually eating something but always drinking. They worked incredibly hard to make the most beautiful, stylish guest house that was loved by anyone that stayed there.

Keith and I were so incredibly honoured to be a part of their marriage ceremony in 2006. We have all since move on; Keith and I to Canada and Stephan and Andrew to Spain. It's been a while since the four of us hung out together, but we are always in contact. Stephan is a beautiful man, who always makes me laugh, calls me affectionate names and sends me inappropriate messages.

I miss you, I miss the easy conversation, lying on your bed gossiping, talking for hours and moaning about our weight.

Happy Birthday my friend. May this year bring you only joy, happiness and health. And hopefully in the very near future a chance for a proper in-person hug.  I love you.
 
42.67

I not line, I lynn.

I woke up on a cold February morning. It was 5 months since I officially landed here as an emigrant, 4 months since Keith and the dogs had arrived and less than 3 months since moving in to our house in Cabbagetown.

I woke up to about 18 missed calls and as many text messages. I listened to my brother in law telling me to call urgently. I looked at the phone and as I dialled his number I mentally prepared myself to hear the news that my mother had died. It was an obvious conclusion to me. 

He answered, I asked what was wrong. He told my that my sister had passed away. I asked again, he repeated what he said the first time. I remember asking what had happened but my mind blanked out and I just put the phone down. This was not possible. I collapsed to the floor just as Keith came downstairs.

Friends of mine had the same reaction when they heard the news. They all thought it was my mother. Nobody ever expected the news to be of my sister. I was at the airport within hours, flew to Montreal, back to Toronto, to London, missed a flight to Paris. The weather was not on my side and I landed in Johannesburg hours before the funeral. I had cried the entire way there. Not one person had asked me if I was OK. 

I lost my baby sister 7 years ago today. 

We were born less than two years apart and as kids we behaved as any siblings do. We played together and we fought. I performed many surgeries on her dolls and she threw my toy cars away. We shared some friends and not others. We grew older but never apart. When I left for University our relationship matured. Everyone always thought I was the clever one but she was smart. She graduated top of her class in Criminology and Political Science at an Afrikaans University and was studying patent law when she died. She loved journalism and wrote for various papers and magazines. When she was dating her future husband she would stay at my house in Johanneburg and I remember her coming home one night to find a house full of students, having partaken in substances not to be mentioned in writing, following an evening of ritual and tradition. She just sat there and watched us. She took it all in. Then she wrote about it. Her words were haunting, insightful and beautiful. They will be mine, and mine only for the rest of my life. 

Carolyn had a spectacular imagination and sense of humour. As a kid she had her imaginary friends Geena and Peena. Maybe the weren't that imaginary. As an adult she had Dubrovski Urinovski 94-triple777-48. She would launch into her Russian accent and accuse us of all kinds of sabotage, and declar war on her adversaries. She would leave threatening voicemails. I wish I had saved them. She created an alter ego to deal with her mother-in-law that had us all in hysterics.  She would remain firmly routed in each character, only letting Carolyn back in on her own terms. She sang, she laughed, she spoke at the top of her voice, she was always present. She was so funny. 

My sister was the fat kid. She struggled with eating problems and weight gain. She struggled with all kinds of medical conditions that accompany obesity. Despite that she found love, she made friends, she excelled at her career. But a long life was never meant for her to be. Her body could not handle the abuse. 

We spoke every single day. She was the ying to my yang. We grew up alone and together. I still hear her voice. 

I miss her every single day. 

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Don't talk to me

My mother had a tumultuous relationship with her own mother. I am not sure I know the true details of this relationship as most of what my mom says has to be taken with a heap full of salt.  Truth is, my mother has little relationship with anyone she knows.

For some reason my grandmother didn't like my father. I think she thought he wasn't good enough, but frankly it turns out that she and my mother are one and the same, and so by this one can infer that my grandmother wasn't that good at relationships either. Needless to say there was a long period when neither my mother nor father spoke to my grandmother.

My parents did not want their issues to spill over to any relationship my sister and I had with my grandparents and so we would be dropped off at their place to play, and picked up at a mutually convenient time. My parents never came in, my grandparents never went out. It was a veritable Chinese wall.

The relationship between my mother and grandmother improved only slightly after my father died but suddenly, and without any clear reason, they reconciled. And my grandmother died six months later. My mother, always looking for a reason to be depressed, found solace in the guilt that she and her mom had not come together sooner. She mourned the lost time and the things unsaid.

I have a friend who has a grandmother that I believe she is close to, who won't speak to her. She's elderly and dying. My friend exposed a family member for things that should not have been done. But she exposed the golden child, and by so doing she alienated herself from her family at a time when she would want to be a part of them the most. I don't know the whole story, or the history. and I may have my facts a little mixed but the essence is true. I've told her to storm her grandmother's hospital room because this is not only about her. Because she needs to be able to say goodbye. Because when she's gone it won't matter that she didn't want to speak to her. Because blood is thicker.

I have a friend who left the man she was married to because he was not a very nice man at all. She tried very hard to put up with him, with his selfishness, abusive mouth and his nasty mother. I say this confidently because I witnessed each of these behaviors myself. She left him because she wanted to be free. And happy. It took time and a great deal of courage. And when she refused to accept ultimatums and money to forgive and forget, he took everything that he could. He took her belongings. He took her friends. And he took their children. Nobody is perfect. There are always three sides to a story. But there is never a valid excuse to poison children against a parent. My friend is one of the strongest people I know. And she longs for the kids that will have nothing to do with her. Kids that are too young to understand, too innocent to be told that the things their father did - the other side. And when I lash out at him she tells me to let it go. Because she has no hatred, because she is only open to love. Because she will learn from this. And because she will be there when her children need her.

Keith didn't speak to his father for many years. He wasn't there when his dad died. It was his choice not to speak to him and he had his reasons. I know what they are and I understand them. This is the opposite side of the coin.

Is it different when we choose, as adults, to sever a relationship? Will we still regret it, when that decision is made on our behalf, when we are too young to understand for ourselves? Can we make up for lost time?

People have come into and moved out of my life. There are people that I was so close to we spoke every day, that I have forgotten about. Some drifted away, some were severed. None of these were blood but each was my choice. A few years ago I wrote about the family bond. Maybe blood shouldn't dictate or mandate any form of relationship. I don't know.

But what I do know, is that the choice should never be made on your behalf.


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A Guest Post by my friend Jennifer

“That doesn’t count as a blog post,” I tell him.

“Pardon?” He asks.

“That thing you posted last night.  That “happily ever after” nonsense.  It doesn’t count as a blog post.”

“Well then why don’t you write me a guest blog post?” He challenges me.

And so I am.

* * * * *

1995

University College

University of Toronto

Downtown Toronto, Ontario

Canada

I am in my third year of my undergraduate degree.  This thing called “email” is brand spanking new.  There is no internet en masse as we know it today.  There is no Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram.  There are cell phones, but they are the size of a lunch box and prohibitively expensive.  When I listen to music on my commute to and from school, it is using a yellow Sony Walkman accompanied by a bag full of cassette tapes.  When I leave home, there is no getting in contact with me unless I used a pay phone (remember those?!?) to call home and check the messages on my answering machine. 

This is the state of life, this is the state of technology, or lack thereof, when I am “introduced” to Lawrence Reiter.

As with all of my best friendships, I do not remember exactly when or how our introduction came about.  I do recall that a South African friend from high school had a cousin who lived in South Africa and Lawrence was “friends” with her cousin.  Kind of like how Ernie and Bert are “friends” on Sesame Street….  But I digress….

I had just received my first email account in 1995.  Very few people had email in 1995.  I received my email account through school and somehow or other I was given Lawrence’s email account information (or was he given mine) and we started corresponding, me from Toronto and him in South Africa.  There was the huge time difference to contend with and responses most certainly were not instantaneous (How could they be?  There was the torturous process of dial up internet to deal with….) but somehow from this new technology a beautiful courtship was born.

Or so I believed. 

These were the days before Match.com and Plenty of Fish.  The most “advanced” technology in dating at the time was in the form of “tele-personals” where you’d dial a phone number, listen to recorded messages and decide if you wanted to leave a message in return.  <Shudder>  These were the good old days where you actually MET people, IN PERSON, and decided based on that IN PERSON meeting whether you wanted to date them. 

So I was quite enchanted when my friend gave me Lawrence’s contact information (or did she give him mine?) and, suffering from the delusional belief that we were being set up to live happily ever after, we exchanged emails.  Being young and naïve, I didn’t find it creepy that he was constantly in a laboratory at all hours of the day and night checking in on his “cultures”. We got to know each other.  As much as you can know someone you have never met, never spoken with, who lives at the opposite end of the world, in a completely different time zone and who is not, as it turns out, completely honest about the minor details of his life.  Like the fact that he prefers cock.  But again I digress…..

What I wouldn’t do to have those emails today.

Eventually, the day came when, miracle of miracles, my beloved Lawrence, my future Jewish doctor husband was coming to Toronto to meet me!  It would be love at first site, we would consummate our intentions and I would finally, finally, live my happily ever after.

You can all stop laughing now.

* * * * *

It is 2008.

Downtown Toronto, Ontario

Canada.

Winter.

Snowstorm.

My second marriage.

My first child.

Lawrence is in Toronto. 

He is moving here.

We are driving around with my infant daughter in the Volvo Lawrence had just licked scouting out different parts of the city for he and Keith and their fur babies to live.

A few months later, the big move takes place.

And we all find our happily ever after.  

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To Tracy. A Birthday Tribute.

Yesterday I wrote about not having anything to say, and today I not only had an idea for a post, but it also happens to be a birthday and that requires a tribute!

I don't know how long I've known Tracy for. I know that my dad was alive when we used to visit them in Johannesburg so it's way more than 30 years. My mother claimed that Tracy's dad was a cousin but I called him Uncle Farnol. Tracy's mom knew my dad's first wife Pearl who I previously wrote about. They were best friends. We go back a very long way.

For a few years we lived in a small town about two hours north of Johannesburg. When we visited we would often stay at Tracy's house. We loved it there! Tracy and her sister used to spend time with us, play games, and if I remember correctly we ate Nutella which we couldn't get in Pietersburg.

We drifted in and out of each other's lives. Tracy and her sister were older than us and I am sure that at some point we became those annoying young kids who weren't much fun to be around. I do remember once looking at her sister and boyfriend and thinking "wow, they sure are cool". Later on during University I remember hanging out with her (pic below at Uncle Farnol's birthday) and then life happened, and I emigrated and we lost touch. A few years ago we connected on Facebook; I think it was through a mutual friend. It was a surprise to see her name pop up and one of us messaged the other. We have since spent time catching up via email/message.

Happy Birthday Tracy. We may not be of blood, but you are family. I love you and I wish you the healthiest, happiest year ahead!

(P.S. Yes Mandy - if you are reading this, that's your waistcoat. Yes I stole it).

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Becoming weary

I chatted to a friend today who is a writer. A real one. Nicki gets paid to write and has been published in the Huffington Post and New York Times, among others. I love her honest, beautiful writing and she inspired me to write more. She told me today that she has writers block and that it's pretty frustrating. I told her that I felt like a bit of a fraud saying the same thing but it's the truth. I have nothing to say.

I've said this before, when I first started blogging way back in 2008, that I would only write when I had something relevant to say. And I did. And sometimes months would pass. When I did write people would tell me to write more. Setting myself this challenge for the year was easy and I've pretty much stuck to it for 60 days, even when I was on vacation. But there is only so much I can say about my childhood, or my mother, or how I feel about butternut (I love it) and babies. I've been keeping a list of things I should write about and generally I am able to put something interesting together. But lately I've been struggling, and so I resorted to publishing some of my old high school poetry or rambling on about something that was crap (according to Keith). I like it. I like that what I say will be preserved in cyberspace for a long time. I like that things I wrote 20 years ago, some of which was published in a school yearbook, is remembered. But when you do it every single day, it becomes routine. And that defeats the reason why I set myself this challenge in the first place. 

I worry about letting myself down. I don't want to let you down. I've received such wonderful feedback to some of the things Ive written about. But even those have waned, because you can only take so much and life is busy for us all. Nicki said to me "Sometimes you want to take a break, give people something to want. Something to look forward to". 

This process in itself is a lesson for me. This is about setting goals, and sticking to promises, and learning to adjust as you go, and setting expectations, and meeting them, and not meeting them. It's about holding on, and letting go. This simple task is about so much more than I ever thought. And yet it's also not.

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Three

I missed the past few days on purpose. They say that things happen in threes, usually bad ones if you belong to a superstitious Jewish family like mine. According to Pagan or Wiccan belief anything you do comes back to you threefold. I've been traveling the past few days, mostly for work, but a little for pleasure. Three kinds.  

For someone that claims to not like children I sure am finding myself surrounded by them. And I've come to realize that I am actually quite comfortable around them. I met Ivy in Los Angeles. She's a bundle of joy with the most gorgeous full head of hair. And she smiles. We hung out and chatted over a burrito in Rondondo. 

In Vancouver I met Ian. He's a gorgeous Irish redhead who sat in my lap, held my fingers tight and stared at me. He let out the biggest, deepest sigh. The kind that Tyson makes when he is just so relaxed. He camped out in my arms while his mom and I caught up on life. Olivia, the greyhound, observed quietly from her spot in front of the fireplace. 

Tyson (my Boxer) has a rather large family. Frankly I'm jealous given my sad history and so I live vicariously through him as a member of his family Facebook group. Sometimes I can't keep up with the posts, comments, and invitations to family gatherings. By chance I fell in love with a little girl named Kaija who is the image of Tyson. Her pictures could be of him. She does the same things he does. And so it was inevitable that his mom and I became Facebook friends. When I learned that her human husband's name is Tyson and her favourite food is wine I knew it was meant to be. Turns out Kaija is Tysons niece. I arrived at Kaija's house and knocked on the door. It opened and I was greeted by a whole lot of crazy. I was in love. We hugged, we played, I bit her cheeks, she nipped at me and brought me her ball. We drank champagne and wine, ate oysters, risotto and home made sauerkraut. We had never met before but we hung out in the kitchen talking non-stop like old friends. 

Tonight I went to Merle's place for Shabbos.  I always see them when I am in Vancouver. We've been friends for so long that I don't remember how we met. She has twins and I believe it is my job to spoil them. Our text messages back and forth about the difference between what they want and what they need could start a comedy gig. Finally we agreed that I would take the kids to a toy store and they could pick out something they wanted. They did. We broke the rules (nothing needing batteries, nothing over $5) and we went home to build and play with our toys. We had Shabbat dinner, with a friend I have not seen since Merle's wedding in 2003. We laughed that we couldn't even remember the year. We hung out and played and caught up and though we don't see eachother often, it's like we are always together. 

Dogs make the best friends. And dogs make the best friends. Get it?

I played with some babies, I met old and new friends, and I loved up a beautiful Boxer. 

Keith tells me that sometimes my posts are crap. This one may just be one of those but that's OK. These three things have made the last three days so much fun and totally rewarding. 

Sometimes life is just that simple. Simple enough to write about it. 

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Making babies

There are two common questions any (gay) couple is asked; first is "when are you getting married?", and the second is "will you have / do you want children?".

This post is about question number 2.

I had never given too much thought to having kids; for me it was an aspect of straight life that I didn't see me being a part of. I think however that if I were to have children I could be a decent father. At some point in my life I did ponder what it may mean to have children. This may have coincided with many of my friends suddenly becoming parents but frankly I don't really remember. What I realized at the time was that if I were ever to have children of my own that I would want them to be biologically mine. That immediately ruled out adoption. It occurred to me that the reason for me wanting children was quite selfish. If I were to have any, it would be to continue my line, my name, my genetics and to give me an opportunity to part way with my knowledge and experience. And be remembered. 

I am the end of my name, my sister didn't have any kids and even if she did they would not have been Reiters. I have no other siblings, no cousins. My mother was the last of hers too. Does it matter? 

I considered too that the world is filled with children in need of a home and that having one of my own for the sake of it was not that critical. I wondered about bringing a child in to a world where so many existed without a loving home. I mourned the only desire I did have, to experience that feeling of holding your newborn in your arms for the first time. 

I have a friend that used to continually remind me that I would never know the love of a child if I didn't have my own. This may be true. Yet I know what it is like to look after someone that is wholly dependent on you, to love them with all your heart, lie awake watching them breathe when they are sick. Many do not understand it, but even more do. And unlike children, to live with the knowledge that you will have to say goodbye. Because our fur children don't live forever. 

I hear that parenting can be the most rewarding experience, ones greatest achievement. But from the outside I also see the emotional drain, the frustrations, the inability to hold an uninterrupted adult conversation and the huge change of priorities. The older I get, the more selfish I am with my life and my time. I enjoy being able to determine my own time, to come and go as I please, to vacation when and where I want, to be quiet when I need to be quiet. Am I missing out?

If it weren't for me, my mother could possibly be homeless. She has depended on me for most of my life. I have supported her financially since I was in my teens. I resented her for this for a very long time. I wanted a mother like my friends had. One that took an interest in my life, that met me for lunch, that I did not have to parent. Have I resisted the idea of children because I felt like I already had one? 

I worry about growing old, being alone and not having someone to look after me or stand at my bedside at the end to say goodbye. But that is not a reason to have kids, nor any guarantee that they would do it. 

Straight couples choose not to have children. Gay couples are having kids of their own. Adoption allows for multi-cultural family units. And soon the only question we may be asked is "when are you getting a dog?"

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Be careful what you wish for

When I was a kid there was no internet. I still remember when it first arrived in South Africa, this box that beeped and spluttered and connected us to an online encyclopedia that I didn't quite understand. Cordless phones were kinda new, I'd only seen them on Dallas and only one friend had a set. One of my first cell phones had an option for SMS but it wasn't active and I didn't quite know what it could do. It seemed revolutionary that I could send a message to a friend who also had a cell phone. But in the movies they did all of these things. 

On a Saturday afternoon I would often walk to the corner store, buy myself a snack, and then spend the afternoon lying on the couch reading a book. Life feels slower then. 

These days I always feel rushed from the minute I wake up till the time my eyes close. I dash between errands, while watching something on TV that I recorded on the PVR. If it's not there I google it and am bound to find it somewhere on the Net. Every 8 seconds I check my phone in case something in the world has changed. During work hours (which is always) I check emails and prioritize which I need to respond to first while watching new ones come in, take phone calls, write reports and switch between open windows, run errands, and check my phone every 8 seconds in case something in the world has changed. And I make coffee. 

When I started at my first job we had an intranet. We could send messages to anyone inside the company. We were not linked to the outside world. For that we used a Fax or Telex. I had a cellphone but it didn't work everywhere. When I travelled I was off the grid. I had a laptop but it was offline when I wasn't at my desk. It was off when I wasn't at my office. 

Imagination is what drives the world. Art imitates life? Or does life imitate art? We dare to dream the future and only through those ideas does the future become reality. 

There are movies that predicted where we would go, like Star Trek or A Space Oddysey. The ideas spurned a world of handheld communication devices and portable tablets. There are those that eerily predicted future events, Super Mario Brothers with the World Trade Center disaster or Poltergeist in the death of its star character via a baseball poster. There are movies that speak to conspiracy theories or alternative ideologies like The Matrix that is supposedly based on real research into the ideas of the parallel universe. 

I don't know about you, but it's been a while since I saw a movie that shook me. Or read a book that enthralled me. It seems that nothing is new and yet everything changes. We are spinning faster than ever before and yet I feel stuck in a race that only gets longer. 

I read somewhere this week that Generation X is giving up on social media. I also read that they are fed up with the millennialis. I have no doubt that some past generation were fed up with the X's too. 

I'm writing this on a tablet in an aeroplane that's about to shoot through the sky. While I write I switch between my email and Facebook and a magazine I am reading while at the same time reminding myself that I downloaded the latest episodes of Shameless and I had better watch them. 

Somewhere in a parallel universe someone is watching me, thinking that the future sure looks exciting. 

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I'll show you mine, if you show me yours

I remember a friend of mine finding her younger sister and neighbour naked under the covers giving each other "injections". They must have been about 5 years old and it was innocent. 

I remember "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" at preschool. It too was borne of innocence and curiosity.  

My mother tells the story of my sister and I in the bath together one night. Suddenly I looked down at my sister, who was about 18 months younger, grabbed both her legs and pulled. As her head went under water I declared, "Look Mommy! No penis, don't worry it will grow". 

There was no internet when I was growing up. We couldn't google things we needed to know. We had to find out the traditional way. Natural curiosity about the opposite sex in terms of what makes us different soon gives way to sexual attraction and more intense needs. As a teenager I had my fair share of experiences with the opposite sex that was likely a little more nerve-wracking than the experiences of my guy friends given that deep down I wasn't fully vested in the heterosexual encounter. My first same-sex dalliance was a lot more exciting, thought granted I was at an advantage having had years of self-exploratory experience under my so-called belt. Though today I still prefer watching straight porn.

I have gay friends that have never touched a vagina. If you've seen "The 40-year old Virgin" then that applies to some straight men (or women) too. As a teenager the concept of virginity applied to heterosexual sex only, so if a gay man never slept with a woman he was a virgin forever. I was not going to allow myself to be that! I did what needed to be done. Interestingly the term virgin originally applied to sexually inexperienced women only. Today the definition has widened considerably. Today we have Google, so I wonder if there is a need to "show you mine, show me yours" when you can see anything you need to online? 

I have a gay friend that has never slept with a woman but wanted to. This was easily accomplished via Craigslist. The world is a different place today, things are more acceptable, or accessible than they were ten years ago. Or maybe they always were, but in a different way. I'm sure our parents thought we had it so much easier than they did. There is definitely more openness in terms of sexuality and experimentation, without judgement or label. And if a gay guy wants to touch a vagina, or a lesbian wants to feel a penis, maybe all they have to do is just ask. Just like in the videos below....

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Poetry 4

Unannounced

Slowly it creeps in once more,
Unannounced and leading to feelings of
Failure,
Demotivation, and
Always sadness.

At times when things seem to go so well,
When dreams reach a peak,
And when friendships are reassured,
I feel it near,
Destroying my inner strength.

Despite my will to fight it,
It grows stronger and more constrincting,
And it always makes me want to
Run.

20/5/93

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All that I need

When Keith and I emigrated to Canada we had our house packed up and the contents shipped about 8 weeks before us. We kept 2 cups, 2 plates, 2 knives and forks, some towels and linen. Friends lent us a blow up mattress and a TV. The house was empty, we ate out a lot and we lay on the floor at night and watched TV. And frankly, it made no difference to me at all. I realized that not only could the entire contents of my life fit in to a truck, but also that I could quiet easily live without it all. I say "I", because I am not sure that Keith would agree. 

We move a lot. Each time we move we get rid of stuff and while it always amazes me at how much we accumulate I am grateful that we don't hoard or have too much sentimentality attached to things. It still amazes me each time we move that our entire life can fit into 50 boxes and the back of a truck.

When I was younger I had a far greater attachment to things. I remember traveling to London (England, not Ontario) a lot for work and I would always make a point of going to Old Bond Street to buy myself something from Prada, or Versace, or Gucci. I needed just one thing. While I wanted just one Prada something, I have a friend who would rather have 17 Old Navy other things. As I've gotten older I have found myself needing less and less. 

I walk around shopping centers, rarely mind you, because people annoy me and there is always a slow-walking line ahead of me, but I do it sometimes and I marvel at the amount of stuff everywhere. There are shelves filled with things. Racks lined with 5 different colours or versions of the same thing. Why? Why does there need to be so much stuff. Why do we need this? Where does this all come from? I can't fathom how there is a never-ending source of stuff to make all the stuff in all the stores that we think we need. There are no worse words I can hear than "let's go shopping".

I had coffee with my friend Gabriella today and this is exactly what we spoke about. She used to be a nomad, moving from place to place with just a few things and loving it. Not knowing where the next adventure would take her, but always on an adventure. Then she bought a house and settled into it and got some stuff. She sold the house this week and moved out, got rid of as much as she could (surprised at how much there was) and down-sized to a bachelor apartment. She told everyone not to buy her stuff for Christmas. She plans to travel and go on some adventures. While we were talking I was reminded of our empty house in Parkhurst before we left South Africa. And how much I did not miss any of the stuff at all. 

I have three pairs of jeans, two smart pants, a bunch of shirts and some shoes. Most of my tee-shirts have holes in them because they rub up against my jeans buttons. I still wear them. I know people that have hundreds of the same thing, things that have never been worn, enough to throw out and not miss it, and they still buy more. The more we buy, the more the shelves and racks get filled so that we can carry on. Is it economics? Does it allow people to keep their jobs? Does it create child labour? Is it all necessary?

Sometimes I sit in front of the TV paying half attention to what's on and surfing the internet. I wonder to myself what I can browse and maybe buy myself something. I can never think of anything I want. Ask Keith and he will tell you that I never want anything. When I do, it's something specific and I take months to actually get it because I know I don't really need it and I hate shopping. It took me 5 years to get an iPad. 

Life would be interesting to observe, before all the stuff came along.

The stuff of my life are the people in it, my dogs, and food. It sounds cliched but I know without a doubt that its true. 

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Poetry 3

Varsity Wall

The echoes fill the building,
They bounce off concrete walls,
And amid the smells of morning feet,
The incessant noise of hurrying feet,
Education calls.

I sit alone yet part of them,
A group of people who
(some would rather be elsewhere)
Share a common goal.

And yet some day,
When degrees are held,
And roads diverged,
Most cherished friendships (from these echoes)
Shall linger still.

17/3/92 

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Poetry 2

In God we trust

Events.
Experienced to learn from.
(the details become clearer much later)
But during is when belief falters
And then need be reassured.

In times of need for guiding hands,
One looks for something meaningful
In a God that we all trust.
Or do we?

1/6/92

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To Tracey. A Birthday Tribute.

I remember the first day I met you. I was living in that rented house in Norwood and had a bunch of people over for a braai. Neil brought you along. I think it was love at first sight though initially we were a little weary of each other. I don't quite remember how the friendship blossomed, because it feels like there has never been a time that we weren't friends.

When I try to think of the best memories, my favorite moments, the things I want to write about, my mind floods and I can't stop the slideshow to be able to write about them all. There are a lifetime of them.

In one of my darkest moments, you packed your bags and flew with me to Plett to get away from everything. We snuck in to the Beacon Isle every day and marinated under the sun in tanning oil (much to Carla's dismay). My favorite part was sitting on the roof outside our bedroom after everyone had gone to sleep, smoking, chatting and looking at the sky.

 

I remember lazy Sunday afternoons at your place watching movies, snuggling under blankets and playing with Nala and Simba.

Ah, the days of the Token Date. If I remember correctly this was a work function, I have a memory of us standing outside smoking something other than a cigarette. I may be wrong. Remember that New Years at your house, ice cream and the picture in the bathroom......

Always did love a good SCREW.....

And your laugh.......

Your love......

 Your friendship.........

 Your support......

The quiet moments.......

 And don't forget.....
- (free) burgers at the Multichoice canteen,
- hanging out with your family in Boston, rushing to the train and eating my peanut butter snacks before I even got back to my hotel,
- hucking on the phone for hours,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL

I love and cherish our friendship and am grateful to know that you are always there

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Poetry 1

When I was younger I loved Jim Morrison. The Doors were introduced to me by my friends Wayne and Lee. I had posters and flags on my wall, tee shirts and pants and read his books and poetry. At University I shared a flat with Lee's brother Gary. He wrote poetry. Jim Morrison wrote poetry. And so I decided I would write poetry too. I have a notebook filled with the morbid writings of a teenage adult. I've decided to post a few over the next few days. 

Dad

Memories of days long past

Begin to fade.

The mental picture crumbled 

long before. 

Yearnings for a father stronger grow

Beneath the 

Anger

and frustration.

Outward strong I seem to be,

Yet inside flow tears of sorrow

for someone I can't 

remember. 

8/5/92 

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When opposites attract

"Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves? It's not fate or chance or cliches like "the heart wants what it wants". We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business from our childhood. And we choose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had. In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner, and working to give them what they need, we chart a course for our own growth."

I read this and wondered if it is really true. We aren't all the same, we don't act the same way so that should imply that the statement is true for some but not for all.

Along the same lines is the belief that when you are annoyed with someone it is because they are (or their behaviour is) a reflection of your self. Again, true sometimes but not always. It's enough to pause and think though, because when you do you may just realise something important.

Some partnerships are made to be, perfect compliments. Some are polar opposites that similarly perfectly compliment each other. Often what we see on the outside is not the same as what goes on, on the inside.

The most challenging part of a relationship is the fight. For many years Keith and I never fought. My previous boyfriend and I fought all the time, we screamed and shouted at each other, we slammed doors and even once used fists; it was a passionate interaction. I remember once being woken up in the middle of the night to shouting because he was upset and just couldn't wait till the morning to "discuss".

In the beginning I was afraid to fight with Keith, I didn't want our relationship to end. Over time I slowly learned that our foundation was strong enough to withstand a fight, and so I started to speak up. And so did he. We are both lucky that we communicate and we do it pretty well so major fights are generally unnecessary. There are a few things that we always fight over, and when the fight happens it often feels awful but we have learned how to deal with each other and always get over it. I have learned that when I am annoyed to hold my tongue, and then bring up the issue at a calmer time when we can discuss it like adults. I have learned that I can speak up if it's important enough to say. I am able to wait. Keith can't, he says what he needs to say when he feels it. Sometimes I respond well, other times I don't. We deal with it, we move on. Sometimes we bicker in front of friends, most of the time we play fight. Our nephew and niece, Louis and Natalie, have the funniest fights where they scream loving things at each other. Once, Keith had a dream about us fighting, and woke up upset with me. And proceeded to be upset with me for the rest of the day.

Keith and I are not the same, we are as different as we are alike. But we understand each other. I have certainly learned from him. He grounds me. And in many ways, he has given me the things I didn't have in my childhood.

But he is not my only partner. I have partners in each of the people that are a part of my life. And just like in a relationship we fight, we discuss and we learn from each other.

This is for all my partners, whose qualities I love and whose lessons I learn.
 
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Feeling guilty about spreading a cold even when I didnt

Today's post was coined by Christina, who has a cold. She is married to Brooke, who has a cold. Christina's mom Vera has a cold too. Keith has informed the world of Facebook that he has man flu. I had a cold. Apparently I am patient zero. 

Merle just messaged me to warn against bringing my disease to Vancouver when I visit week after next.

It's winter. 

Everyone has a cold. In fact it would seem that my entire New York office has been sick, and so I blame this on them. Somehow the germs must have made it towards me via teleconference. 

I went for a massage in Mexico and the masseuse leaned in and breathed into my ear and over my face. I am not sure if she was trying to be seductive but I guarantee she did not get the anticipated response. The only thing that rose during that massage was me off the table and out the door. OK it wasn't a door, it was a curtain. 

I went to Mexico and back in an plane. People sneeze, cough and splutter. On me. Which is why I always sit at a window. Against the window. Looking at the window. 

If you get sick, remember I will always be there for you, wishing you better via Facebook. 

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Pasword-protected

I am reading a book that contains the following sentence:

"If you password-protect a laptop that lives in your house, aren't you mainly protecting your privacy from the person or people you live with?"

Interesting question, that. We generally password-protect our devices for security reasons, to prevent unwanted access or because of company policy. These days one requires a password for pretty much everything and you either end up having to remember a thousand of them, or re-using the same one over and over. I use a password manager so I only have to remember one password and frankly don't even know the one to get in to my bank account anymore because it's set to change routinely. I know all of Keith's passwords because they are mostly similar or the same and because I generally set things up for him. He doesn't know mine, not because I am hiding them from him, because I would tell him, or he could figure out most, but because as I just pointed out I barely know half of them myself anymore. 

I access my phone and iPad with a fingerprint and can't remember the backup password. Christina and I came up for a solution to that......

When a phone buzzes in our house, we don't look at it if it doesn't belong to us. To me it isn't even about trust, it's about respecting other people's things. I don't go rummaging through Keith's drawers when I am looking for something. I ask first. He has yet to say no, and I will always ask. How do I know that it has nothing to do with trust? I was cheated on a long time ago. I remember his phone buzzing constantly. Had I have looked I may have seen an offending message and done something about it, rather than suffer the embarrassment (all ego) that did finally ensue. Did that experience make me any less trusting? Nope. I still don't check when Keith's phone buzzes. My friend Christina has a different tone for different people, so her husband knows exactly who is messaging her. I think mine is a duck sound but I cant be sure. 

Should we turn off all security when we arrive home, so as to maintain full transparency? I don't think so. But frankly I don't think that the sentence that started this post is true. In the context of the book I am reading it is, because the wife murdered the husband. Because she didn't know the password to his computer. Well, that's not why she murdered him. But I digress. 

I think that the futuristic, electronic world that we live in has created a larger sense of distrust by virtue of our need to protect our thoughts, tweets, pics, emails blah blah blah from those that should not see it. Because it also protects us from those that can. I also think it's OK to have secrets. It's OK to keep some things to yourself. I have a friend that asks too many questions, but never shares. I have a friend that asks too many questions and over-shares. I have a friend that tells me nothing. I am pretty much an open book, but I don't tell everyone everything. None of it is about trust. 

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To Hamlet. A Birthday Tribute.

When I was in Std 9, or what would be considered Grade 11,  I wrote the following poem that was published in the annual school yearbook. On the occasion of your 3rd birthday I dedicate this second Shakespearean publication to you. Happy Birthday Hammy!

To pee or not to pee, - that is the question:
Whether 'tis problems of the bladder to suffer
Or the pain of stones in the kidneys,
Or maybe to take help from a group of Urologists,
Who by treating pains end them? - To sleep, to suffer,
No more, and by a sleep to say we end
The pain and the thousand natural ills
The flesh is heir to 'tis a Cystoscopy
Devoutly to be wish'd. To end - to sleep;
To sleep! perchance to dream: ay, there's the doctor
For in that sleep of anaesthesia what dreams may come.
When with his sharp knife an incision he makes,
Must let him look: there's the stone
That for so long did block the pipe;
And who could've bore the pain and anguish of obstruction?
The surgeon's deftness the stone's release,
The pangs of despised surgery - my worries ended,
The fair surgeon! - Genius in all your incisions
Be all your operations remember'd!

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About last night

I'm a little late with yesterday's post and so today will be a double whammy! As Robert Burns said, 

"The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
Gang aft agley," 

We picked up Tyson from Uberdog where he vacations when we are away. This is an amazing place, an old greyhound racing station (I believe) where the dogs roam around freely all day long, they can run and play, swim and sleep in a big barn together. Every day the caretakers upload pics of the day to their website and invariably any pic of Tyson is of him mid-air like a Springbok. 

When we collected him we were told that he had thrown up and seemed a little under the weather. We put him in the car and trekked back to the County and he seemed OK, sleeping most of the time.  We picked up Troy from his luxury B&B (he's gotten too old for the ranch and prefers a more tranquil stay) and soon arrived home. Tyson was his usual exuberant self, running around in the snow and attacking Troy's ears. 

Later in the early evening, after dinner, Tyson was fast asleep in my lap. Suddenly he jumped up and started gagging as if he was going to throw up and then collapsed on his side. We thought he had had a seizure and I quickly rushed him to the emergency vet. By the time I got to the vet he was back to his normal self and wanting to play with a huge Great Dane in the waiting room. 

We ran a bunch of tests, took X-rays and after deciding not to leave him there we returned home around 11pm. Keith and I spent the night watching him, first in the bed and later me sleeping on the floor next to his bed with one hand on him the whole time. He got up almost every hour so it was a pretty restless night for everyone. 

He's OK today, a little spaced out but probably from the lack of sleep. We (our vet, who I trust implicitly) don't think he did have a seizure, and I hope that is the correct assumption. He may have pancreatitis which can easily be treated by adjusting his diet. 

I may not have children, and you may not have pets. Or maybe you do but you don't think of them as children. But I do. When my kids are sick I am sick. When they don't sleep neither do I. When something happens I think the worst. When they need treatment money doesn't matter. 

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